I'm sorry if my atheism offends you.I'm sorry if my atheism offends you.

I’m sorry if my atheism offends you. But guess what? Your religious wars, jihads, crusades, inquisitions, censoring of free speech, brainwashing of children, murdering of albinos, forcing girls into underage marriages, female genital mutilation, stoning, pederasty, homophobia, and rejection of science and reason offends me. So, I guess we’re even.

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