"11 minutes of uninterrupted news at 11." This is the slogan for KIRO 7 (Seattle's CBS affiliate). Wow. Just what I need. 11 minutes of uninterrupted news - vs what? 10 minutes on ABC's affiliate?

This is right up there with "News you can count on." Er, you mean I can count on the sensationalized propaganda you're spewing for ratings, but not the same gabble emanating from someone else?

Just so we're clear: I do not (intentionally) watch network or cable news. Ever. The only "news" I watch is The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, or occasionally This Hour Has 22 Minutes. It does happen on occasion where I'm channel surfing and happen to pause on some channel that's showing news of some kind. I feel sullied, and tend to have problems sleeping that night. I watch programs like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report to remind myself of why I don't watch network/cable news.