If atheism is a religion, then "off" is a TV channel.

Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance...

All those who believe in psycho kinesis - raise my hand.

Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. They thrive on servility and shrink before independence.

I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

I would call myself an atheist. There's no good story behind it; I'm just... reasonable.

When you're a working-class mom, Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter.

L6E: What's God?
McCord: Well, you know when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy who ignores you.

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take, relationship we are afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make.