It makes me wonder how a God could exist Who'd allow people to piss me off so much.

Don't swallow your moral code in tablet form.

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.

I'll start with Judaism - Catholicism's cranky grandfather.

If everything is under control, you are going too slow.

The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

You are a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.

We must find our way to a time when faith, without evidence, disgraces anyone who would claim it.

Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.